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It could be worse. - Print Matters!
It could be worse.
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Sorry it's late, I forgot. - Print Matters!
Sorry it's late, I forgot.
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Sorry no gift, pandemic. - Print Matters!
Sorry no gift, pandemic.
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Sorry it's late, pandemic. - Print Matters!
Sorry it's late, pandemic.
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Nobody cares about your banana bread. - Print Matters!
Nobody cares about your banana bread.
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Oh shit. - Print Matters!
Oh shit.
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2020. WTF. - Print Matters!
2020. WTF.
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I think I prefer your old place. - Print Matters!
I think I prefer your old place.
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Nobody cares. - Print Matters!
Nobody cares.
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It's that time of year again. - Print Matters!
It's that time of year again.
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Nobody cares about your sourdough starter. - Print Matters!
Nobody cares about your sourdough starter.
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You should get a cat. - Print Matters!
You should get a cat.
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I'm glad you're not a lifestyle blogger. - Print Matters!
I'm glad you're not a lifestyle blogger.
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It's the thought that counts. - Print Matters!
It's the thought that counts.
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At least we don't have to see each other. - Print Matters!
At least we don't have to see each other.
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Finally. - Print Matters!
Finally.
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Christmas. Noted. - Print Matters!
Christmas. Noted.
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Oh great. Another baby. - Print Matters!
Oh great. Another baby.
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Remember when you were interesting. - Print Matters!
Remember when you were interesting.
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Forever alone. - Print Matters!
Forever alone.
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You're not that important. - Print Matters!
You're not that important.
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Stay. You'll never make new friends. - Print Matters!
Stay. You'll never make new friends.
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M̶e̶r̶r̶y̶ Christmas. - Print Matters!
M̶e̶r̶r̶y̶ Christmas.
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My parents don't like you. - Print Matters!
My parents don't like you.
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The first divorce is always the hardest. - Print Matters!
The first divorce is always the hardest.
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Good Luck with that. - Print Matters!
Good Luck with that.
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We know you were fired. - Print Matters!
We know you were fired.
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Another one? Great. - Print Matters!
Another one? Great.
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It could be worse. - Print Matters!
It could be worse. - Print Matters!
It could be worse. - Print Matters!
It could be worse. - Print Matters!

It could be worse.

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Mother’s Day. Romance. New job. Engaged. Whatever your situation, it could be worse.

Pink 280gsm card embossed with baby blue foil. 

Comes with an embossed pale yellow envelope.

Blank inside. 

Nobody cares about your banana bread. - Print Matters!

Nobody cares about your banana bread.

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We all know at least one banana bread bore. Available for sourdough starters too.

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350gsm FSC certified yellow card
Green foil
Cream envelope
14.8cm x 10.5cm
Blank inside 
Handprinted in London, UK

I think I prefer your old place. - Print Matters!
I think I prefer your old place. - Print Matters!
I think I prefer your old place. - Print Matters!
I think I prefer your old place. - Print Matters!

I think I prefer your old place.

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Perfect for friends who don't stop talking about the housing market or catchment areas.

Pastel blue 350gsm card embossed with deep blue foil. Comes with an embossed pastel pink envelope.

Nobody cares. - Print Matters!
Nobody cares. - Print Matters!
Nobody cares. - Print Matters!
Nobody cares. - Print Matters!

Nobody cares.

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Get over it.

Textured apricot 270gsm card embossed with shiny baby blue foil. Comes with an embossed pastel yellow envelope.

Nobody cares about your sourdough starter. - Print Matters!
Nobody cares about your sourdough starter. - Print Matters!
Nobody cares about your sourdough starter. - Print Matters!
Nobody cares about your sourdough starter. - Print Matters!

Nobody cares about your sourdough starter.

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For the bread bore in your life. Available for banana bread too.

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350gsm FSC certified peach card
Pink foil
Blue envelope
14.8cm x 10.5cm
Blank inside 
Handprinted in London, UK

At least we don't have to see each other. - Print Matters!

At least we don't have to see each other.

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Lockdown, Christmas 2020. WTF.

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350gsm FSC certified marble card
Green foil
Pink envelope
14.8cm x 10.5cm
Blank inside 
Handprinted in London, UK

Oh great. Another baby. - Print Matters!
Oh great. Another baby. - Print Matters!
Oh great. Another baby. - Print Matters!
Oh great. Another baby. - Print Matters!

Oh great. Another baby.

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You’re so selfish.

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  • 350gsm FSC certified grey card

  • Neon orange foil

  • Lilac envelope

  • 14.8cm x 10.5cm

  • Blank inside 

  • Made in the UK

Remember when you were interesting. - Print Matters!
Remember when you were interesting. - Print Matters!
Remember when you were interesting. - Print Matters!
Remember when you were interesting. - Print Matters!

Remember when you were interesting.

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No neither do we. Perfect for birthdays and for friends who have just had a baby.

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  • 350gsm FSC certified green card

  • Bright green foil

  • Pastel blue envelope

  • 14.8cm x 10.5cm

  • Blank inside 

  • Made in the UK

Stay. You'll never make new friends. - Print Matters!
Stay. You'll never make new friends. - Print Matters!
Stay. You'll never make new friends. - Print Matters!
Stay. You'll never make new friends. - Print Matters!

Stay. You'll never make new friends.

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Why risk everything?

Lilac 350gsm card embossed with shiny purple foil. Comes with an embossed pastel blue envelope.

My parents don't like you. - Print Matters!
My parents don't like you. - Print Matters!
My parents don't like you. - Print Matters!
My parents don't like you. - Print Matters!

My parents don't like you.

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Confirm your significant other's mild fear.

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  • 350gsm FSC certified card

  • Rose gold foil

  • Lilac envelope

  • 14.8cm x 10.5cm

  • Blank inside 

  • Made in the UK

We know you were fired. - Print Matters!
We know you were fired. - Print Matters!
We know you were fired. - Print Matters!
We know you were fired. - Print Matters!

We know you were fired.

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You can stop pretending now.

Pistachio green 285gsm card embossed with deep blue foil. Comes with an embossed pastel yellow envelope.