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It could be worse. - Print Matters!
It could be worse.
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Sorry no gift, pandemic. - Print Matters!
Sorry no gift, pandemic.
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Sorry it's late, pandemic. - Print Matters!
Sorry it's late, pandemic.
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Nobody cares about your banana bread. - Print Matters!
Nobody cares about your banana bread.
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Oh shit. - Print Matters!
Oh shit.
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Sorry it's late, I forgot. - Print Matters!
Sorry it's late, I forgot.
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You've aged. - Print Matters!
You've aged.
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Old. - Print Matters!
Old.
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Oh great. Another lockdown birthday. - Print Matters!
Oh great. Another lockdown birthday.
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Nobody cares about your sourdough starter. - Print Matters!
Nobody cares about your sourdough starter.
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It's the thought that counts. - Print Matters!
It's the thought that counts.
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At least we don't have to see each other. - Print Matters!
At least we don't have to see each other.
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Don't worry, it's not from Amazon. - Print Matters!
Don't worry, it's not from Amazon.
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2020. WTF. - Print Matters!
2020. WTF.
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Remember when you were interesting. - Print Matters!
Remember when you were interesting.
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My parents don't like you. - Print Matters!
My parents don't like you.
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I think I prefer your old place. - Print Matters!
I think I prefer your old place.
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Nobody cares. - Print Matters!
Nobody cares.
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New baby. Noted. - Print Matters!
New baby. Noted.
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Maybe it's time for botox. - Print Matters!
Maybe it's time for botox.
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It's that time of year again. - Print Matters!
It's that time of year again.
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You should get a cat. - Print Matters!
You should get a cat.
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Oh great. Another baby. - Print Matters!
Oh great. Another baby.
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I'm glad you're not a lifestyle blogger. - Print Matters!
I'm glad you're not a lifestyle blogger.
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Finally. - Print Matters!
Finally.
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Christmas. Noted. - Print Matters!
Christmas. Noted.
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Forever alone. - Print Matters!
Forever alone.
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You're not that important. - Print Matters!
You're not that important.
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Sorry no gift, pandemic. - Print Matters!

Sorry no gift, pandemic.

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The perfect excuse.

Please note that the colors are different. It is a yellow card with a pink envelope.

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350gsm FSC certified green card
Blue foil
Pink envelope
14.8cm x 10.5cm
Blank inside 
Handprinted in London, UK

Nobody cares about your banana bread. - Print Matters!

Nobody cares about your banana bread.

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We all know at least one banana bread bore. Available for sourdough starters too.

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350gsm FSC certified yellow card
Green foil
Cream envelope
14.8cm x 10.5cm
Blank inside 
Handprinted in London, UK

Oh shit. - Print Matters!
Oh shit. - Print Matters!
Oh shit. - Print Matters!
Oh shit. - Print Matters!

Oh shit.

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When there’s nothing else you can say.

 Peach card embossed with neon orange foil. Comes with an embossed pastel blue envelope.

Nobody cares about your sourdough starter. - Print Matters!
Nobody cares about your sourdough starter. - Print Matters!
Nobody cares about your sourdough starter. - Print Matters!
Nobody cares about your sourdough starter. - Print Matters!

Nobody cares about your sourdough starter.

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For the bread bore in your life. Available for banana bread too.

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350gsm FSC certified peach card
Pink foil
Blue envelope
14.8cm x 10.5cm
Blank inside 
Handprinted in London, UK

It's the thought that counts. - Print Matters!
It's the thought that counts. - Print Matters!
It's the thought that counts. - Print Matters!
It's the thought that counts. - Print Matters!

It's the thought that counts.

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They got a card, what more do they want?

Marble 300gsm card embossed with baby blue foil. 

Comes with a lilac envelope.

Blank inside. 

At least we don't have to see each other. - Print Matters!

At least we don't have to see each other.

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Lockdown, Christmas 2020. WTF.

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350gsm FSC certified marble card
Green foil
Pink envelope
14.8cm x 10.5cm
Blank inside 
Handprinted in London, UK

Don't worry, it's not from Amazon. - Print Matters!

Don't worry, it's not from Amazon.

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Please note: The colors are different than the picture.

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300gsm FSC certified peach marble card
Blue foil
Blue envelope
14.8cm x 10.5cm
Blank inside 
Handprinted in London, UK

Remember when you were interesting. - Print Matters!
Remember when you were interesting. - Print Matters!
Remember when you were interesting. - Print Matters!
Remember when you were interesting. - Print Matters!

Remember when you were interesting.

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No neither do we. Perfect for birthdays and for friends who have just had a baby.

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  • 350gsm FSC certified green card

  • Bright green foil

  • Pastel blue envelope

  • 14.8cm x 10.5cm

  • Blank inside 

  • Made in the UK

I think I prefer your old place. - Print Matters!
I think I prefer your old place. - Print Matters!
I think I prefer your old place. - Print Matters!
I think I prefer your old place. - Print Matters!

I think I prefer your old place.

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Perfect for friends who don't stop talking about the housing market or catchment areas.

Pastel blue 350gsm card embossed with deep blue foil. Comes with an embossed pastel pink envelope.

New baby. Noted. - Print Matters!

New baby. Noted.

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New baby

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300gsm FSC certified yellow card
Silver foil
purple envelope
14.8cm x 10.5cm
Blank inside 
Handprinted in London, UK

You should get a cat. - Print Matters!
You should get a cat. - Print Matters!
You should get a cat. - Print Matters!
You should get a cat. - Print Matters!

You should get a cat.

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You should get a cat.

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  • 350gsm FSC certified 

  • Blue envelope

  • 14.8cm x 10.5cm

  • Blank inside 

  • Made in the UK

Oh great. Another baby. - Print Matters!
Oh great. Another baby. - Print Matters!
Oh great. Another baby. - Print Matters!
Oh great. Another baby. - Print Matters!

Oh great. Another baby.

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You’re so selfish.

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  • 350gsm FSC certified grey card

  • Neon orange foil

  • Lilac envelope

  • 14.8cm x 10.5cm

  • Blank inside 

  • Made in the UK

Finally. - Print Matters!
Finally. - Print Matters!
Finally. - Print Matters!
Finally. - Print Matters!

Finally.

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For the procrastinator in your life.

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  • 350gsm FSC certified lilac card

  • Gold foil

  • Cream envelope

  • 14.8cm x 10.5cm

  • Blank inside 

  • Made in the UK


 

Forever alone. - Print Matters!
Forever alone. - Print Matters!
Forever alone. - Print Matters!
Forever alone. - Print Matters!

Forever alone.

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When your friend hasn't been on a date in 3 months, time to scare them with this.

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  • 350gsm FSC certified card

  • Rose gold foil

  • Lilac envelope

  • 14.8cm x 10.5cm

  • Blank inside 

  • Made in the UK

You're not that important. - Print Matters!
You're not that important. - Print Matters!
You're not that important. - Print Matters!
You're not that important. - Print Matters!

You're not that important.

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When your friend or loved one needs to get over themselves.

350gsm turquoise card embossed with neon orange foil and a pastel yellow embossed envelope.