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It could be worse.
It could be worse.
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I'm glad you're not a lifestyle blogger.
I'm glad you're not a lifestyle blogger.
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Sorry it's late, I forgot.
Sorry it's late, I forgot.
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Nobody cares.
Nobody cares.
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Stay. You'll never make new friends.
Stay. You'll never make new friends.
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Good Luck with that.
Good Luck with that.
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We know you were fired.
We know you were fired.
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Another one? Great.
Another one? Great.
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Oh shit.
Oh shit.
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I think I prefer your old place.
I think I prefer your old place.
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It's the thought that counts.
It's the thought that counts.
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You'll be back.
You'll be back.
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I give it a year.
I give it a year.
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Remember when you were interesting.
Remember when you were interesting.
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The first divorce is always the hardest.
The first divorce is always the hardest.
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You should get a cat.
You should get a cat.
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Oh great. Another baby.
Oh great. Another baby.
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My parents don't like you.
My parents don't like you.
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Forever alone.
Forever alone.
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Finally.
Finally.
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You're so predictable.
You're so predictable.
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I'd like to keep this when we split up.
I'd like to keep this when we split up.
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You're not that important.
You're not that important.
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Just don't be yourself.
Just don't be yourself.
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It could be worse.
It could be worse.
It could be worse.
It could be worse.

It could be worse.

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Mother’s Day. Romance. New job. Engaged. Whatever your situation, it could be worse.

Pink 280gsm card embossed with baby blue foil. 

Comes with an embossed pale yellow envelope.

Blank inside. 

Sorry it's late, I forgot.

Sorry it's late, I forgot.

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Vindicate yourself from overdue moral obligations with the truth.

Pastel yellow 350gsm card embossed with gold foil. Comes with an embossed pastel blue envelope.

Nobody cares.
Nobody cares.
Nobody cares.
Nobody cares.

Nobody cares.

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Get over it.

Textured apricot 270gsm card embossed with shiny baby blue foil. Comes with an embossed pastel yellow envelope.

Stay. You'll never make new friends.
Stay. You'll never make new friends.
Stay. You'll never make new friends.
Stay. You'll never make new friends.

Stay. You'll never make new friends.

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Why risk everything?

Lilac 350gsm card embossed with shiny purple foil. Comes with an embossed pastel blue envelope.

We know you were fired.
We know you were fired.
We know you were fired.
We know you were fired.

We know you were fired.

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You can stop pretending now.

Pistachio green 285gsm card embossed with deep blue foil. Comes with an embossed pastel yellow envelope.

Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.

Oh shit.

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When there’s nothing else you can say.

 Peach card embossed with neon orange foil. Comes with an embossed pastel blue envelope.

I think I prefer your old place.
I think I prefer your old place.
I think I prefer your old place.
I think I prefer your old place.

I think I prefer your old place.

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Perfect for friends who don't stop talking about the housing market or catchment areas.

Pastel blue 350gsm card embossed with deep blue foil. Comes with an embossed pastel pink envelope.

It's the thought that counts.
It's the thought that counts.
It's the thought that counts.
It's the thought that counts.

It's the thought that counts.

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They got a card, what more do they want?

Marble 300gsm card embossed with baby blue foil. 

Comes with a lilac envelope.

Blank inside. 

You'll be back.
You'll be back.
You'll be back.
You'll be back.

You'll be back.

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We all make mistakes.

Peach 300gsm card embossed with baby blue foil. Comes with an embossed pink envelope.

I give it a year.
I give it a year.
I give it a year.
I give it a year.

I give it a year.

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Engaged? Married? Moving to a new country? Show faith in your friend’s (poor) life choices. 

White marble 300gsm card embossed with holographic foil. Comes with an embossed pastel pink envelope.

Remember when you were interesting.
Remember when you were interesting.
Remember when you were interesting.
Remember when you were interesting.

Remember when you were interesting.

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No neither do we. Perfect for birthdays and for friends who have just had a baby.

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  • 350gsm FSC certified green card

  • Bright green foil

  • Pastel blue envelope

  • 14.8cm x 10.5cm

  • Blank inside 

  • Made in the UK

The first divorce is always the hardest.
The first divorce is always the hardest.
The first divorce is always the hardest.
The first divorce is always the hardest.

The first divorce is always the hardest.

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This was written as a wedding card but works for divorce too.

Baby blue card embossed with holographic hot foil. Comes with an embossed lilac envelope.

You should get a cat.
You should get a cat.
You should get a cat.
You should get a cat.

You should get a cat.

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You should get a cat.

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  • 350gsm FSC certified 

  • Blue envelope

  • 14.8cm x 10.5cm

  • Blank inside 

  • Made in the UK

Oh great. Another baby.
Oh great. Another baby.
Oh great. Another baby.
Oh great. Another baby.

Oh great. Another baby.

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You’re so selfish.

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  • 350gsm FSC certified grey card

  • Neon orange foil

  • Lilac envelope

  • 14.8cm x 10.5cm

  • Blank inside 

  • Made in the UK

My parents don't like you.
My parents don't like you.
My parents don't like you.
My parents don't like you.

My parents don't like you.

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Confirm your significant other's mild fear.

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  • 350gsm FSC certified card

  • Rose gold foil

  • Lilac envelope

  • 14.8cm x 10.5cm

  • Blank inside 

  • Made in the UK

Forever alone.
Forever alone.
Forever alone.
Forever alone.

Forever alone.

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When your friend hasn't been on a date in 3 months, time to scare them with this.

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  • 350gsm FSC certified card

  • Rose gold foil

  • Lilac envelope

  • 14.8cm x 10.5cm

  • Blank inside 

  • Made in the UK

Finally.
Finally.
Finally.
Finally.

Finally.

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For the procrastinator in your life.

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  • 350gsm FSC certified lilac card

  • Gold foil

  • Cream envelope

  • 14.8cm x 10.5cm

  • Blank inside 

  • Made in the UK


 

You're so predictable.

You're so predictable.

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Perfect for friends who are such a cliché.

Peach 350gsm card embossed with rose gold foil. Comes with an embossed yellow envelope and wrapped in a biodegradable cello.


 

I'd like to keep this when we split up.
I'd like to keep this when we split up.
I'd like to keep this when we split up.
I'd like to keep this when we split up.

I'd like to keep this when we split up.

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Cheaper than a prenup.

Candy pink 350gsm card embossed with neon pink foil. Comes with a pastel blue embossed envelope.

You're not that important.
You're not that important.
You're not that important.
You're not that important.

You're not that important.

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When your friend or loved one needs to get over themselves.

350gsm turquoise card embossed with neon orange foil and a pastel yellow embossed envelope.

Just don't be yourself.
Just don't be yourself.
Just don't be yourself.
Just don't be yourself.

Just don't be yourself.

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If in doubt, just don’t be yourself. 

Candy pink 350gsm card embossed with rose gold foil. Comes with an embossed pastel blue envelope.