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It could be worse. - Print Matters!
It could be worse.
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Oh shit. - Print Matters!
Oh shit.
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Nobody cares about your banana bread. - Print Matters!
Nobody cares about your banana bread.
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You've aged. - Print Matters!
You've aged.
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Don't worry, it's not from Amazon. - Print Matters!
Don't worry, it's not from Amazon.
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Sorry it's late, I forgot. - Print Matters!
Sorry it's late, I forgot.
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Old. - Print Matters!
Old.
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Finally. - Print Matters!
Finally.
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Nobody cares about your sourdough starter. - Print Matters!
Nobody cares about your sourdough starter.
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I think I prefer your old place. - Print Matters!
I think I prefer your old place.
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New baby. Noted. - Print Matters!
New baby. Noted.
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Oh great. Another baby. - Print Matters!
Oh great. Another baby.
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Stay. You'll never make new friends. - Print Matters!
Stay. You'll never make new friends.
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Remember when you were interesting. - Print Matters!
Remember when you were interesting.
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My parents don't like you. - Print Matters!
My parents don't like you.
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Nobody cares. - Print Matters!
Nobody cares.
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Maybe it's time for botox. - Print Matters!
Maybe it's time for botox.
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You should get a cat. - Print Matters!
You should get a cat.
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Forever alone. - Print Matters!
Forever alone.
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Sorry no gift, I spent it on the card. - Print Matters!
Sorry no gift, I spent it on the card.
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I miss cancelling plans with you. - Print Matters!
I miss cancelling plans with you.
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Are you sure, we're related? - Print Matters!
Are you sure, we're related?
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You're not that important. - Print Matters!
You're not that important.
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You've changed. - Print Matters!
You've changed.
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M̶e̶r̶r̶y̶ Christmas. - Print Matters!
M̶e̶r̶r̶y̶ Christmas.
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You're so predictable. - Print Matters!
You're so predictable.
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I'd like to keep this when we split up. - Print Matters!
I'd like to keep this when we split up.
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You'll be back. - Print Matters!
You'll be back.
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It could be worse. - Print Matters!
It could be worse. - Print Matters!
It could be worse. - Print Matters!
It could be worse. - Print Matters!

It could be worse.

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Mother’s Day. Romance. New job. Engaged. Whatever your situation, it could be worse.

Pink 280gsm card embossed with baby blue foil. 

Comes with an embossed pale yellow envelope.

Blank inside. 

Oh shit. - Print Matters!
Oh shit. - Print Matters!
Oh shit. - Print Matters!
Oh shit. - Print Matters!

Oh shit.

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When there’s nothing else you can say.

 Peach card embossed with neon orange foil. Comes with an embossed pastel blue envelope.

Nobody cares about your banana bread. - Print Matters!

Nobody cares about your banana bread.

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We all know at least one banana bread bore. Available for sourdough starters too.

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350gsm FSC certified yellow card
Green foil
Cream envelope
14.8cm x 10.5cm
Blank inside 
Handprinted in London, UK

You've aged. - Print Matters!

You've aged.

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300gsm FSC certified yellow card
Pink foil
Purple envelope
14.8cm x 10.5cm
Blank inside 
Handprinted in London, UK

Don't worry, it's not from Amazon. - Print Matters!

Don't worry, it's not from Amazon.

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Thank goodness.

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300gsm FSC certified green marble card
Silver foil
Blue envelope
14.8cm x 10.5cm
Blank inside 
Sustainably printed in the UK

Sorry it's late, I forgot. - Print Matters!

Sorry it's late, I forgot.

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Vindicate yourself from overdue moral obligations with the truth.

Pastel yellow 350gsm card embossed with gold foil. Comes with an embossed pastel blue envelope.

Old. - Print Matters!

Old.

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Please note that the colors are not like in the picture.

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300gsm FSC certified grey card
Purple foil
Yellow envelope
14.8cm x 10.5cm
Blank inside 
Handprinted in London, UK

Finally. - Print Matters!
Finally. - Print Matters!
Finally. - Print Matters!
Finally. - Print Matters!

Finally.

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For the procrastinator in your life.

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  • 350gsm FSC certified lilac card

  • Gold foil

  • Cream envelope

  • 14.8cm x 10.5cm

  • Blank inside 

  • Made in the UK


 

Nobody cares about your sourdough starter. - Print Matters!
Nobody cares about your sourdough starter. - Print Matters!
Nobody cares about your sourdough starter. - Print Matters!
Nobody cares about your sourdough starter. - Print Matters!

Nobody cares about your sourdough starter.

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For the bread bore in your life. Available for banana bread too.

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350gsm FSC certified peach card
Pink foil
Blue envelope
14.8cm x 10.5cm
Blank inside 
Handprinted in London, UK

I think I prefer your old place. - Print Matters!
I think I prefer your old place. - Print Matters!
I think I prefer your old place. - Print Matters!
I think I prefer your old place. - Print Matters!

I think I prefer your old place.

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Perfect for friends who don't stop talking about the housing market or catchment areas.

Pastel blue 350gsm card embossed with deep blue foil. Comes with an embossed pastel pink envelope.

New baby. Noted. - Print Matters!

New baby. Noted.

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New baby

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300gsm FSC certified yellow card
Silver foil
purple envelope
14.8cm x 10.5cm
Blank inside 
Handprinted in London, UK

Oh great. Another baby. - Print Matters!
Oh great. Another baby. - Print Matters!
Oh great. Another baby. - Print Matters!
Oh great. Another baby. - Print Matters!

Oh great. Another baby.

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You’re so selfish.

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  • 350gsm FSC certified grey card

  • Neon orange foil

  • Lilac envelope

  • 14.8cm x 10.5cm

  • Blank inside 

  • Made in the UK

Stay. You'll never make new friends. - Print Matters!
Stay. You'll never make new friends. - Print Matters!
Stay. You'll never make new friends. - Print Matters!
Stay. You'll never make new friends. - Print Matters!

Stay. You'll never make new friends.

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Why risk everything?

Lilac 350gsm card embossed with shiny purple foil. Comes with an embossed pastel blue envelope.

Remember when you were interesting. - Print Matters!
Remember when you were interesting. - Print Matters!
Remember when you were interesting. - Print Matters!
Remember when you were interesting. - Print Matters!

Remember when you were interesting.

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No neither do we. Perfect for birthdays and for friends who have just had a baby.

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  • 350gsm FSC certified green card

  • Bright green foil

  • Pastel blue envelope

  • 14.8cm x 10.5cm

  • Blank inside 

  • Made in the UK

My parents don't like you. - Print Matters!
My parents don't like you. - Print Matters!
My parents don't like you. - Print Matters!
My parents don't like you. - Print Matters!

My parents don't like you.

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Confirm your significant other's mild fear.

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  • 350gsm FSC certified card

  • Rose gold foil

  • Lilac envelope

  • 14.8cm x 10.5cm

  • Blank inside 

  • Made in the UK

Nobody cares. - Print Matters!
Nobody cares. - Print Matters!
Nobody cares. - Print Matters!
Nobody cares. - Print Matters!

Nobody cares.

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Get over it.

Textured apricot 270gsm card embossed with shiny baby blue foil. Comes with an embossed pastel yellow envelope.

Maybe it's time for botox. - Print Matters!

Maybe it's time for botox.

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We're all thinking it.

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350gsm FSC certified pink card
Rosé foil
Peach envelope
14.8cm x 10.5cm
Blank inside 
Handprinted in London, UK

You should get a cat. - Print Matters!
You should get a cat. - Print Matters!
You should get a cat. - Print Matters!
You should get a cat. - Print Matters!

You should get a cat.

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You should get a cat.

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  • 350gsm FSC certified 

  • Blue envelope

  • 14.8cm x 10.5cm

  • Blank inside 

  • Made in the UK

Forever alone. - Print Matters!
Forever alone. - Print Matters!
Forever alone. - Print Matters!
Forever alone. - Print Matters!

Forever alone.

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When your friend hasn't been on a date in 3 months, time to scare them with this.

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  • 350gsm FSC certified card

  • Rose gold foil

  • Lilac envelope

  • 14.8cm x 10.5cm

  • Blank inside 

  • Made in the UK

Sorry no gift, I spent it on the card. - Print Matters!
Sorry no gift, I spent it on the card. - Print Matters!
Sorry no gift, I spent it on the card. - Print Matters!
Sorry no gift, I spent it on the card. - Print Matters!

Sorry no gift, I spent it on the card.

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They have too much stuff anyway.

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350gsm FSC certified grey card
Rose gold foil
Lilac envelope
14.8cm x 10.5cm
Blank inside 
Made in the UK

I miss cancelling plans with you. - Print Matters!
I miss cancelling plans with you. - Print Matters!
I miss cancelling plans with you. - Print Matters!
I miss cancelling plans with you. - Print Matters!

I miss cancelling plans with you.

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There's nothing better than a cancelled plan sometimes but now it's starting to get sad that we can't make them in the first place.

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350gsm FSC certified peach card
Silver foil
Blue envelope
14.8cm x 10.5cm
Blank inside 
Handmade in the UK

Are you sure, we're related? - Print Matters!
Are you sure, we're related? - Print Matters!
Are you sure, we're related? - Print Matters!
Are you sure, we're related? - Print Matters!

Are you sure, we're related?

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A multi-purpose card for Mother's Day, Father's Day and sibling's birthdays.

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350gsm FSC certified cream card
Neon pink foil
Purple envelope (not like the picture)
14.8cm x 10.5cm
Blank inside 
Made in the UK
SKU: MMA008

You're not that important. - Print Matters!
You're not that important. - Print Matters!
You're not that important. - Print Matters!
You're not that important. - Print Matters!

You're not that important.

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When your friend or loved one needs to get over themselves.

350gsm turquoise card embossed with neon orange foil and a pastel yellow embossed envelope.

You've changed. - Print Matters!
You've changed. - Print Matters!
You've changed. - Print Matters!
You've changed. - Print Matters!

You've changed.

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New job? New partner? New marriage? New wedding? You thought it’d never happen.

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350gsm FSC certified peach card
Shiny purple foil
Pink envelope
14.8cm x 10.5cm
Blank inside 
Made in the UK

You're so predictable. - Print Matters!

You're so predictable.

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Perfect for friends who are such a cliché.

Peach 350gsm card embossed with rose gold foil. Comes with an embossed yellow envelope and wrapped in a biodegradable cello.


 

I'd like to keep this when we split up. - Print Matters!
I'd like to keep this when we split up. - Print Matters!
I'd like to keep this when we split up. - Print Matters!
I'd like to keep this when we split up. - Print Matters!

I'd like to keep this when we split up.

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Cheaper than a prenup.

Candy pink 350gsm card embossed with neon pink foil. Comes with a pastel blue embossed envelope.

You'll be back. - Print Matters!
You'll be back. - Print Matters!
You'll be back. - Print Matters!
You'll be back. - Print Matters!

You'll be back.

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We all make mistakes.

Peach 300gsm card embossed with baby blue foil. Comes with an embossed pink envelope.